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a bromantic comedy

I am a faulty string of blue Christmas lights.
Jul 25 '14

Anonymous asked:

tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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Jul 25 '14

I just want hickeys and self esteem

(Source: counterparrts)

Jul 25 '14

Holland’s reaction when she found out they’re going to do memes

(Source: itsdefinitelymaybe)

Jul 25 '14

heathyr:

osointricate:

#peter’s first words in the series is ‘you must be stiles’

At first you’re like “oh wow that’s interesting” but then you’re like “wait what has Derek been saying about Stiles to a comatose Peter to make him that recognizable”

Jul 25 '14

lemonysnicketing:

V.F.D. is a secret organisation dedicated to putting out both literal and metaphorical fires in the world. It is an initialism for Volunteer Fire Department, although it has come to mean many other things as well. Members are usually recruited when young and are abducted from their homes (with parental permission) as part of the initiation. One famous member is Lemony Snicket, whose whereabouts are currently unknown.

Jul 25 '14

thedisorderly:

seducingstiles:

tyler "deal with it" posey

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Jul 25 '14
zeeewa:

it’s the best day of the year. 
♫ the best day of the year ♩

zeeewa:

it’s the best day of the year. 

♫ the best day of the year 

Jul 25 '14

aragogs:

xbox420:

jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?

Jul 25 '14

raulsparza:

Steve Carlsberg celebrating with near Cecil after getting rid of Kevin

Welcome to Night Vale 2 year anniversary live show

Jul 25 '14

pwale:

Ok. If no one else is going to start making Star Trek/Sparks Nevada cross over art I guess I’ll have to. Because Croach and Spock would be total bffs and it would be adorable. I picture them meeting in a bar and bonding over improper designations and how practically no one can pronounce their full name correctly. And then, of course, Kirk is replaced by a Jupiter Spy.