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a bromantic comedy

I am a faulty string of blue Christmas lights.
Oct 1 '14

(Source: waandeer)

Oct 1 '14

tr1angl3:

black-shucks:

when “”“”educated”“”” people type a whole lot of words that mean basically nothing and u feel stupid for not understanding them at first and then u reread it and realise NO they are literally saying nothing they are just typing meaningless sentences to revel in their own smugness.

postmodernist theory

Oct 1 '14

beasiedoo:

GHOULS GHOULS GHOULS

Oct 1 '14

hallowkorg:

happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

Oct 1 '14

(Source: serfborts)

Oct 1 '14
Oct 1 '14

geesuuz:

do you think sparks ever looks at croach and thinks

"this is my friend. given the contents of my current social circle, he is my best friend.”

and he just groans inwardly for several minutes?

Oct 1 '14
zilleniose:

i can’t stop imagining an AU where everything is the same except Bill has no “master plan” and is just a chaotic-neutral demon who does dubious things (like still invading Stan’s mind for Gideon, oops), but finds the twins amusing as hell and sticks around them long enough to actually start liking them. he prefers being their size, wearing anything Mabel makes for him (especially his sweater), forgetting about the thing called “personal space”, and stealing their clothes for nests
complete with weird demon habits and lack of social skills. at least his penchant for being a destructive mischievous shit kinda of works with 12 year olds

zilleniose:

i can’t stop imagining an AU where everything is the same except Bill has no “master plan” and is just a chaotic-neutral demon who does dubious things (like still invading Stan’s mind for Gideon, oops), but finds the twins amusing as hell and sticks around them long enough to actually start liking them. he prefers being their size, wearing anything Mabel makes for him (especially his sweater), forgetting about the thing called “personal space”, and stealing their clothes for nests

complete with weird demon habits and lack of social skills. at least his penchant for being a destructive mischievous shit kinda of works with 12 year olds

Oct 1 '14

lesliecrusher:

blanket apology to all the female celebrities i hated as a teenager because i was up to my eyeballs in internalized misogyny

Oct 1 '14

steveeugenecarlsberg:

my wildest dreams could not produce this liveshow