I’m going to write the most pretentious novel imaginable, and I’m going to get it published. A year or two from now, douchebags will be quoting me on their Facebook pages.
I’ll make sure to post some excerpts for you guys.
If pretension was rain, then The Perks of Being a Wallflower would be drizzle, and your novel a hurricane.
I… oh my god
I love this so much.