June 2012
me: I'll just get on tumblr for a few minutes before bed
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me: Is that the sun
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yrelectricsurgeissweet:
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
mgann-morzz:
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sassygaynations:
confession time
i have a deep, guilty love of Highschool AUs
I’m sorry, every fandom I’m in.
My life. The more cliche the better tbh No regrets.
Even though half of them revolve around prom…….I’m still a sucker for High School AUs.
Hello, my name is Mackenzie Chandler and I am a high school AU fanfic addict.
May 2012
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“But he understood at last what Dumbledore had been trying to tell him. It was,...”
– J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (via obliviateme)
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jack-sparrow:
oh right.
the poison.
the poison for kuzco.
the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.
kuzco’s poison.
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sincerelyjustme:
I love how in every Avengers fic I read, even if it takes place after the movie,
Coulson is always there.
Just there.
Like the entire fandom plugged their ears and screamed “LA LA LA LA LA WE CAN’T HEAR YOU” when he died.
And this is a good thing.
fais-ce-que-voudras:
SOMEONE NEEDS TO GO TO A CON DRESSED AS PHIL COULSON DRESSED AS CAPTAIN AMERICA AT A CON
GO GO GO
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Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line...
toddly00:
safarizone:
edfreemaybe:
Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425 Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5 Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5 Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000 Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117 Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5 Denny Segal: 1,059,560 Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450 Kathy Greenwood: 59,810 Stephen Colbert: 12,000 Kathy Griffin: 5,000 Ian Gomez: 4,000 Jeff Davis: 3,300 Josie Lawrence: 3000 Whoopi Goldberg:...
Humans have two hands
clementinesandcathedrals:
lurkskywalker:
One for holding burritos and one for touching butts.
consensually, of course.
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man-bro-bukkake-theater:
ivanoooze:
coagulates:
right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.
they actually have their bibles open
o…….k….
IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS
I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN
JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS
wendigo:
tagging your hate and getting mad at the backlash is like going to a star wars convention in a shirt that says “han solo sucks” and being surprised when someone punches you in the face like what the fuck were you expecting
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aforaffort:
hommos:
tumblr has changed my life to the point where my sentences can no longer be properly formulated because same yes good
gpoy
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precipitates:
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day
thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away
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ussawesome:
soujizz:
american schools never teach anything about australian history
australia could be a piece of rock that fell from space and was colonized by magical talking platypuses and i would never know
I’m pretty sure that’s fairly accurate actually
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Zombie apocalypse coming soon
ihopericksantorum:
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html 5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare 5/21: Police:...
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loki-dokey:
kneel-to-your-king:
...
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if you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together
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friend: omfg did you see the picture about-
me: yeah
friend: what about th-
me: yeah
friend: and the othe-
me: yeah
friend: did you see them on facebook?
me: lol no, facebook stole them from tumblr
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