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I am a faulty string of blue Christmas lights.
Oct 27 '12
You have an intermittent tremor in your left hand. Your therapist thinks its post-traumatic stress disorder. She thinks you’re haunted by memories of your military service.
Fire her. She’s got it the wrong way around.
OH MY GOD